MEGA MORON #1
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked
for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and
asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The
man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter.
The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15.
MEGA MORON #2
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain
from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the
front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck.
Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to
the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's
license plate still attached to the bumper.
MEGA MORON #3
Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd
just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and
run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.
The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking
him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The
whole event was caught on video tape.
MORON #4
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse
and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them
a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended
the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief
was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To
which he replied "Yes Officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse
from."
MEGA MORON #5
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King
in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned
him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for
breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
MEGA MORON #6
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle
street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene
to find an ill man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage. A police
spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged
his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.